The Sandwich Thief

Stolen Sandwich

My coworker keeps complaining about his lunch being stolen from the break room fridge. Monday morning he brought in a turkey and provolone on wheat bread. Put it in the fridge. By lunch time it was gone. Tuesday he brought in ham and cheddar on white bread. Put it in the fridge, again gone by […]

Jokes. Politics and politicians

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally one of them jumped up and yelled at the other: “What about the powerful interests that control you?” The other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this.” ____________________________________________________ A sidewalk interviewer asked a retired man what he thought of the two candidates for […]