The Stuff

Jokes. Politics and politicians

Two political candidates were having a hot debate. Finally one of
them jumped up and yelled at the other: “What about the powerful
interests that control you?”
The other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this.”

A sidewalk interviewer asked a retired man what he thought of the
two candidates for an election.
“When I look at them,” the retired man replied, “I’m thankful only
one of them can get elected.”

Three men were arguing over which profession was the oldest.
Said the surgeon: “The Bible says Eve was made by carving a rib out
of Adam. I guess that makes mine the oldest profession.”
“Not at all,” said the engineer. “In six days the earth was created
out of chaos–and that was an engineer’s job.”
Said the politician: “Yes, but who created the chaos?”

After giving what he considered a stirring, fact-filled campaign
speech, the candidate looked out at this audience and confidently
asked, “Now are there any questions?”
“Yes,” came a voice from the back of the room. “Who else is

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